I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they
Robert Downey, Jr. consoles a young boy in tears because Iron Man isn’t in his costume.
… I don’t know who looks more distraught: Downey or the kid
"oh no I let it down, what am I, who am I, I’m a fraud"
no no i think robert downey jr. is also just now realizing for the first time that he isn’t iron man
nono see that’s where you’re wrong. rdj is iron man. i shall not hear anymore blasphemous blabber on the point.
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
this guy is a guardian of the galaxy
I feel safer already
Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.
"We’re selling thin mints.
Do you know who else loved thin mints.
HELLO, ACCURATE PIE CHART REFLECTING MY LIFE
treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me
no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry
*4-second-long fart noise*
Gets refused from 19 different jobs because I refuse to take these stickers off my face
'i saw your post about stickers and its not cool to get rejected from 19 jobs because you refused to take two dumb stickers off your face??? like do you think youre cool because you just look pathetic, stop' -anon.
I don’t want to be mean or anything but if you’re looking for a serious job, the only thing they are asking for is to be taken seriously, and putting stickers on your face is not the way to do it. But I wish you luck and hope that you get the job you’re looking for.
I’m gonna piss. This is a joke!!!! THIS WHOLE POST IS A JOKE. I HAVENT APPLIED FOR ANY JOBS I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKEY POST. DO YOU THINK I WOULD REALLY ATTEND JOB INTERVIEWS LOOKING LIKE THIS. DO YOU REALLY THINK I AM THAT STUPID!
this is tumblr, nothing surprises me anymore. i just go with it yo.
The American Hogwarts Houses
10 POINTS TO BEARGLOVE
So, the house matches would be as follows:
Wolfthorn: Hufflepuff. Wolves are known for their astounding loyalty to one another.
Hawkridge: Ravenclaw. Birds of prey are often seen as keepers of wisdom.
Foxcrest: Slytherin. Foxes are seen as cunning creatures, and are often tricksters.
Bearglove: Gryffindor. Bears are often associated with courage and bravery.
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- UK, Spain, & Germany - September 15th, 2014
- USA - January 15th, 2015
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sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working